They had it coming ,They only had themself to blame ,If you'd have been there, If you'd have heard it, I betcha you would have done the same!
Date: April 1st, 2009
Dear diary
So second day of school and I got me a cool new nickname. Ok get ready for this it's so creative "piccola puttana " mhmm, pretty little cheerleaders started calling me that yesterday. So nice so as expected I plotted my revenge. So I went looking around for the local stoner, pretty easy to find too. Needless to say I really did out do myself. I baked some magic brownies, I tested it on the host family dog...lets just say he is getting baked in the sun. So I went to school today and the guy I kissed yesterday was spreading rumors about me saying how I got down on my knees and begged him to let me "rock his world" Oh I rocked his world alright. I walked to his table and I thanked him for the good time.. While his friends were busy trying to hide their objections & the jock was trying to wonder what his game was I switched his brownies to one of my special home made recipes.
So once that was done I left the group and their objections. My last targets were the cheer leading squad and the b*tches must pay. I expected that they would be at their tables, there was only one thing I did not think of. How would I get the brownies to the girls anonymously. Then I saw her. The last of the cheerleaders walking towards her with an identical brown lunch bag. It made me wonder, when fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other that, not only does God exist, you're doing his will.
So I walked towards the cheerleader and bumped into her hard. The stick figure hit the ground no problem, I bent down to offer my help and casually I swapped the bags. I went to sit at an empty table to watch my masterpiece come together. I noticed after a few minutes had gone by the jock was now standing on the table shirtless and trying to pull down his pants while confessing to watching gay porn.
I remember sitting there with a smug look on my face. I also remembered wondering if I placed in too much hash in the brownies. The teacher arrived and took him to the principal office. we latter heard he got three days suspension for distruptive behaviour. The cops also came to pick him up, in my weaker moment I almost pitied him until I remembered, he tried to make me look easy. The girls seemed to take longer to Affect, who knows why I don't I mean maybe after lunch they all went to throw up together. I thought I would need to go up to the next step. That was until the girls got disruptive and spoke about magic colors, needless to say I really did out do myself. I came home to see the dog still baking in the sun. I wondered if I put in too much hash, or maybe it was the chocolate. I poked it with a stick and the dog growled so I left to come to my room and tell you about my day, now if you exuse me I need to sleep.
~ Sarah
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